When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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