found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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