He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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