I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
