I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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