is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
they're like a gay fantastic four
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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