then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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