I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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