their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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