I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He passed out mid-signature
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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