i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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