My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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