dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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