Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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