Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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