So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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