Kiss
Puke
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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