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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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