Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
the night ended with taco bell and tears
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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