Im at strip club and am horny
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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