I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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