But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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