Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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