lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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