I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize