How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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