The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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