dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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