Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.