The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare