You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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