I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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