found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We need to get me chipped asap
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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