So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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