i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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