My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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