so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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