If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Bang-toberfest begins!!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
