you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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