is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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