Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he was CRYING into my vagina
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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