Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.