WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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