the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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