I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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