It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
that is very illegal...i love you.
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