So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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