Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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