Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Randomize
