I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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