yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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