: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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