i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Welp...herpes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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