Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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