sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I still have a little drunk in my system
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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