So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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