This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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